**BREAKING ORIGINS UNKNOWN NEWS**

Reading, MA – Enjoying their customary post-game beer at Chili’s following the semi-final win over Howse Corp last night at the Burbank YMCA, original Origins Unknowner, Peter “Backwards 4 Muscle” Martin, announced that next session will most likely be his last. Martin, who is getting married in August, is moving to the west coast of Massachusetts, where he will continue writing, inventing, designing, dropping dimes, intimidating opponents, and throwing up over-the-head fast-break lay-ups.

“Losing the ‘Russian MiG’ hurts a lot,” said Cap’n Mike afterwards. “Pete always gave us the edge that helped us to five straight finals, and he has a spot on our team anytime,” he said. “Who knows, things change and maybe Pete will decide to stay to keep the dream alive here with OU.”

More information will be posted as it becomes available.