Lil' Cap'n Max, born Monday, signs with OU on Friday

Lil' Cap'n Max, born to Cap'n Mike and his wife Deanna on Monday, held a press conference on Friday afternoon to announce his signing with Origins Unknown for the 2028 season.

Max. the 21.5" shooting guard is said to have tremendous upside potential and is very long for his age of 5 days old. He currently averages 4 poops and 5 pees per day.

When asked about his future with OU, Max expressed excitement saying "aaaaaahhhhhhwwaaahhhhhhhhhh".